"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
This post makes me want a duck.
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
“why don’t poor people just get a job?”
OH MY FUCKING GOD! I’ve been seeing these ads on the subway for the past month and I STILL have NO FUCKING IDEA what they’re advertising?!?!
Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde
#the first note of come to together hit my ears and a tear dropped
You know Dean called Kevin Katniss…but I think Dean was wrong…
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you