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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

guerillasforever:

I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

bundere:

sharknado has nothing on the pure destructive forces of the bunnado

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lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour


Artist: Chicago Soundtrack

They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn’t do it, but if I done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself